Golden Rain Sauce

Yes, if you read the Testimonials and Reviews you can see that my mother said that naming this sauce Golden Shower Sauce “is just disgusting.” So, in an attempt to stay in her will I have chosen to change the name to Golden Rain Sauce. Which should remind you of warm memories of the golden-colored rain hitting your body—well, this is the perfect sauce for that. This sauce is also my wife’s favourite sauce. She asks for it almost every night, It is like she is addicted to that magical rain. She begs and begs and begs! But Honey is expensive, and most honey you buy is mostly fake and from China. Well, for these photos here I found real honey. Do do (hee hee, I said doodoo!) this sauce with real honey! That fake stuff is going to kill you, and—if you give it a knife—maybe some one you love.

Now if you wonder what you pair with it. Asparagus and almond slices are perfect with it, but any strong vegetable is perfect to be dowsed in the rain!

Ingredients

½ cup honey

1 tsp ground Turmeric

½ tsp ground Ginger

1 tsp Vanilla

1/8 tsp Cinnamon

Instructions

  1. Measure out all the ingredients

  2. Put all of them in a bowl

  3. With a wisk, mix them up. Oh dear God! Put your pants on, this is a recipe not…whatever you’re doing!

  4. Bottle it up, or use it on your favourite vegetable. Not again, put your pants back on!

contributor

This is a Jeff Soyster Concoction.

Chef Jeff has been making food for a long time—perhaps in utero. He has mastered the pretentious chef attitude and skills, and with sauces like the Golden Rain Sauce, he can hold his nose up to everyone and properly declare his superior chefiness! His wife is a lucky woman, and trust me the only reason she married him is for his cooking. After all, she never has to cook, clean, or even step into the kitchen, because if she did (I believe) her soles and soul would ignite and burn her for an eternity. Since he has declared the kitchen as his man cave she has found truly valuable alone time!